Tucker Carlson Silences Kathy Griffin, Finds Missing Package With Damaging Biden Info

Tucker Carlson told a shocking story last night on his Fox News show. A package containing damaging information about the Bidens had inexplicably gone missing in transit.

“Tuesday morning, we received word from the shipping company that our package had been opened and the contents were missing. The documents had disappeared,” Tucker told his viewers.

“Those documents have vanished. As of tonight, the company has no idea, and no working theory even, about what happened to this trove of materials, documents that are directly relevant to the presidential campaign just six days from now.”

Kathy Griffin and others pounced and mocked Tucker. Kathy said:

“I think the documents are soaked in the blood of Satan and children. Hillary and I were just discussing it with Tom Hanks.”

Today Kathy got knocked off her arrogant high horse when UPS found the packages. Will the media cover the story now? Don’t hold your breath.

“After an extensive search, we have found the contents of the package and are arranging for its return,” UPS told the Daily Beast today.

“UPS will always focus first on our customers, and will never stop working to solve issues and make things right.”