Miley Cyrus Says She Will Not Have Children Until Earth Is Fixed And ‘Fish Can Live In Water’

Miley Cyrus just answered announced that she will not be reproducing anytime soon because the Earth is angry. Good.

She made little sense in her rant but said she will not have children until the fish can live in the water?

She then went on to say she is married to a man but hinted that she still has relations with women or is still attracted to them.


“When [Mother Earth] is angry, don’t f*** with her,” Cyrus started. “That’s the way I feel women are like right now. The earth is angry.”

“We’ve been doing the same thing to the earth that we do to women,” she added. “We just take and take and expect it to keep producing.

And it’s exhausted. It can’t produce. We’re getting handed a piece of s**t planet, and I refuse to hand that down to my child.

Until I feel like my kid would live on an earth with fish in the water, I’m not bringing in another person to deal with that.”

“We don’t want to reproduce because we know that the earth can’t handle it,” she said.

“I think it’s very confusing to people that I’m married,” she reasoned. “But my relationship is unique.

And I don’t know that I would ever publicly allow people in there because it’s so complex, and modern, and new that I don’t think we’re in a place where people would get it.”

“I mean, do people really think that I’m at home in a f***ing apron cooking dinner?” Cyrus said. “I’m in a hetero relationship, but I still am very sexually attracted to women.

People become vegetarian for health reasons, but bacon is still f***ing good, and I know that. I made a partner decision.

This is the person I feel has my back the most. I definitely don’t fit into a stereotypical wife role. I don’t even like that word,” she added.